Birthday of an Unfortunate Girl
20 years and 365 days ago, a girl, who was destined to become the biggest enemies of electrical appliances, arrived on Earth.
She had the uncanny ability, unmatched by all other living beings in the history of Mankind, to produce fumes from ovens and ricecookers. Be it choosing the wrong baking mode or putting plastic into direct contact with the heating element of a rice cooker, she almost never fails to smoke up her life.
Her latest prize trophy was a damaged 25euros ricecooker which lasted slightly more than a week. 8 days to be exact. The ricecooker came to its end last week and gave me a brilliant idea of giving her a brand new one as a 21st birthday present. Eventually, I decided better than to add to the already very long list of 'Worst Ever Birthday Presents from Chye' (WEPBC) .
Last year, I gave her a basket of presents from this everything-2-dollars shop at IMM for her birthday. Even though I believe what she had received was still miles away from rivaling Jiahao's top position on the WEPBC (a brush, a K1 textbook and a pair of chopsticks), it brought me a fair amount of critism, and her, a fair amount of sympathism, from her lady gang in Sheares. I am just so good at getting memorably-lousy presents.
Throwing the limelight back to her wreaking spree, I am already resigned to the fact that her ability to destory will accompany us for the rest of our lives. And while she continues to wreak, she remains a darling of her family, and a darling of mine.
If you had come so far to this end of the post, I would be grateful if you could drop her a mail...to wish her a fabulous 21st birthday or to send her your condolences for having such a unromantic boyfriend.
Birthday is tomorrow, 25-09 (buy 4d if u wish).
Email: TANYEEJIA@gmail.com.
Je vous souhaite un bon week-end.
She had the uncanny ability, unmatched by all other living beings in the history of Mankind, to produce fumes from ovens and ricecookers. Be it choosing the wrong baking mode or putting plastic into direct contact with the heating element of a rice cooker, she almost never fails to smoke up her life.
Her latest prize trophy was a damaged 25euros ricecooker which lasted slightly more than a week. 8 days to be exact. The ricecooker came to its end last week and gave me a brilliant idea of giving her a brand new one as a 21st birthday present. Eventually, I decided better than to add to the already very long list of 'Worst Ever Birthday Presents from Chye' (WEPBC) .
Last year, I gave her a basket of presents from this everything-2-dollars shop at IMM for her birthday. Even though I believe what she had received was still miles away from rivaling Jiahao's top position on the WEPBC (a brush, a K1 textbook and a pair of chopsticks), it brought me a fair amount of critism, and her, a fair amount of sympathism, from her lady gang in Sheares. I am just so good at getting memorably-lousy presents.
Throwing the limelight back to her wreaking spree, I am already resigned to the fact that her ability to destory will accompany us for the rest of our lives. And while she continues to wreak, she remains a darling of her family, and a darling of mine.
If you had come so far to this end of the post, I would be grateful if you could drop her a mail...to wish her a fabulous 21st birthday or to send her your condolences for having such a unromantic boyfriend.
Birthday is tomorrow, 25-09 (buy 4d if u wish).
Email: TANYEEJIA@gmail.com.
Je vous souhaite un bon week-end.
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